@spinach@girlcock.clubcats are great because what everyone needs in their life is a furry little disaster who will wake you up at 3AM because they want cuddles and love you very much
@spinach my partner fits all of these criteria, but a cat would be nice too..
@spinach show me george i want to see george
@spinach this is also why partners are great! 
@spinach @SuperSluether I rejected the cat at work enough that he no longer tries to bother me while I'm sleeping. Only awake cuddles. I respect his sleep too.
@spinach@girlcock.club And then wake you up again half an hour before your alarm clock beeps in the morning, for food reasons. I don't know how, but cats have a 6th sense to predict when the alarm clock will beep... in 30 minutes.
@spinach just like you fr fr