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If I had money and time I'd beef the fuck out of that thing. Winch, light bar, lift kit, skid pan, snorkel. Imagine how fucking dorky it would be.

In all seriousness, I'm glad it had proper tow hooks that were easy to reach but, fuck, such ambition from Ford.

Susan from accounting is out there fucking rock crawling on her daily commute home.

It's a smol fwd suv with the running gear from a Ford Focus and it has tow hooks on every corner like Karen is gonna off road it.

Over the weekend I needed to help pull a 51 Ferguson tractor out of the brush with a 200x Ford Escape and I've got to say, fuck that thing has lofty aspirations.

The more I think about it the more I realize there's very little value to my being a 'good girl' if I'm not being rewarded for it.

How is Pizzamancer not a #ffxiv job yet?

Lots of trans girls: "I want to be a spoopy witch."

Me: "I want to be the Arby's witch."

Fuck this Raen and Xaela shit. I want "Meat Lovers" and "Hawaiian"

ACTUALLY NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? I WANT AN AURI MOD THAT REPLACES THE SCALE/HORN TEXTURES WITH PIZZA TEXTURES.

I really badly want to troll a friend with flesh textured horns. Get that A+ cursed ffxiv content.

I know we're not supposed to talk about ffxiv mods in case YoshiP bans our accounts, but is there a mod that removes the scale and horn texture on auri and turns it into flesh?

Youtube: "Hey, Liz, I know you like video games and wood working videos, but have you tried tanks?"

hmmmm

uhhhh

Let me just say the irony is beautiful, especially in hindsight.

So, earlier this year my aunt became a travel consultant and asked if I wanted to sign up to her newsletters.

I said 'sure' and I've been letting them collect in their own inbox until now.

You know what? Tanks are kinda cool but kinda bullshit.

I like the minutiae about what is and isn't a tank. I feel like this is a rabbit hole I don't want to go down.

Also what gives this man the right to be the truscum of tanks?