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I'm the kind of lesbian that takes 225 grit sandpaper to the bottom of her feet to soften up the callouses

Who do I contact to get people like this banned? #ffxiv

Cause it's a pretty shitty thing to see.

Her userpic was Gabrielle from Xena.

I kinda stopped it after a few friends figured out it was me and kinda gave me shit. I think it was specifically a few makers of bots who weren't exactly chuffed I was using the platform for political fuckery. 2014 was a simpler time.

Also also. Throwback Thursday to the time I created a twitter bot that would create a corpus based on gg tweets and get in "logic argument loops" with twitter nazis who were too daft to realize it was a bot.

It was great because it wasted a whole lot of really shitty people's time and took their focus away harassing folks. Truly a force of chaotic good on twitter.

I believe it was called RealGamer9001.

Speaking of games. I was in an #ffxiv dungeon with a bunch of (other) magical perverts and one of em brought up the idea of force feedback keyboards.

Is this a thing that exists? If so I kinda feel bad for just telling them to tape their Hitachi to the keyboard.

I should not be allowed to have a mastodon account but here we are.

Here's some gamer facts:
In 50% of all violent crime the victim is a gamer. It's true!

Gaming culture has existed for centuries but most of our history before 1970 has been erased. I wonder why?

Gamers are 73% likely to suffer some sort of gaming related discrimination in their lifetime.

In conclusion gamers are oppressed. I hope you enjoyed reading this essay as much as I enjoyed writing it.

Today is the day I come out. No more hiding. Today I announce to the world that I am a gamer.

We all know gamers are the most stigmatized and persecuted of all identities.

You, a 13 year old gamer: "That's gay"
Me, an insufferably online lesbian: "THAT'S GAAAAAYYYYY 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 👭 🔪 🙇‍♂️"

That said. I'd love if someone approached for a date or some cute story rp and not just because my character is an object to stick different shaped things in.

Thinking about it, I'm proud of my work in #ffxiv today. Like it didn't result in meaningful roleplay for my character but I delayed two very hornt people from having sex with someone else for about an hour.

My rp experience today. #ffxiv

Tal got approached by an older cis woman to have a threesome with her and her girldick having wife. Me: "Yeahhhhhhhhhh it's tal's time of the month" because it is, but also because her wife has "herm" in her search info and I just don't have the patience.

You know what's fucking rad? F-list will let you specify genders and such. It's actually the same place you'd find that particular transphobic kink.

You know what's totally missing from ANY of their f-list? Any mention of trans* folks.

They scrolled right past trans women, non binary, and transgender and IMMEDIATELY selected "shemale"

Yeah, this is why I am against futa fetishists on Balmung.

Why the fuck am I not surprised?

Eww. Dare I even check out their f-list?

G R O S S #ffxiv