Silentmonkfish @silentmonkfish@girlcock.club

Unless you're an exorbitant dickwad who takes private jets everywhere and pisses petrol directly into rivers, your individual contributions to climate change are negligible. All claims otherwise are part of a guilt campaign designed to distract us from the crimes of the capitalist class, and nobody should feel bad about the relatively minor waste etc they produce. While it's obviously nice to stop littering etc., collective action is the only way to stop this.

"Captain, incoming Sub-space transmission!"
"Onscreen!"
[a trans catgirl in full cuffs and collars appears, sprawled on a silk bedspread]
"pwease take me Kirk-daddy ❤️"

Oh hey look I have a dick again lol.

hey, squeenix? are you ok?

I made this one

I'm the only one in the group chat who watched Chernobyl but these memes have to go somewhere

bean sock (BEAN SOCK)

like and share if your'e old enough to remember this classic....

Hi, I sometimes make labels for silly products for you to pick up and gawp at / steal in immersive theatre shows.

I note that the Botanical Gardens in Edinburgh are now annotating their plants with the English common name, Gaelic common name and the botanical name.

I wonder where they got that idea from? 😃

#Edinburgh #plants #nature

So, I know I started on about stage 3, but I’m totally at a 6 now. I think this is intended to be a joke, but I’m being both genuine and serious.