Silentmonkfish @silentmonkfish@girlcock.club

A pair of Welcome Swallows have taken up residence in my carport. This morning, I saw two gaping maws emerge from the nest.

did y'all see the jortoise yet

when you gotta get all your drunk friends home

Hands off my puddings m8

Giving the wife a firm handshake after coitus, telling her it was “brilliant” and her boobs had “the perfect amount of wobble”

wii fit trainer with a gun

help im enjoying the batman v superman movie

Not to be a massive commie but uh.... I'm a massive commie how r u

One of my favorite things to come out of Human Revolution is this gif tbh

i made a rhythm game based around British insults

it's called bants bants revolution

depression and the closet stole most of my teenagerhood from me so i'm thinking of having some embarrassing phases in my twenties

Y'know how the gay male community has words like twink, otter, bear etc..?

Do sapphic, trans and/or enby communities have similar body type names?

For some reason I find them v affirming and nice, but the slight problem of them being for men makes it somewhat harder to enjoy ;-;

@Gaynebula Brats sit atop their cushioned throne at the top of the dom pyramid. It is known.

So many subby queer people whining about needing someone to top them or beat them up or w/e.

Sounds like this site needs...

A mastodom.

No man is an island. Technically this is true of women as well, but enbies can be whatever they want. You couldn’t stop their raw energy even if you wanted to.

😘