Selfie, eyecontact Show more

A pair of Welcome Swallows have taken up residence in my carport. This morning, I saw two gaping maws emerge from the nest.

when you gotta get all your drunk friends home

Selfie, eye contact 🎅 Show more

Giving the wife a firm handshake after coitus, telling her it was “brilliant” and her boobs had “the perfect amount of wobble”

help im enjoying the batman v superman movie

Not to be a massive commie but uh.... I'm a massive commie how r u

Heard about that Chinese buffet that got smashed up the other day? Show more

One of my favorite things to come out of Human Revolution is this gif tbh

i made a rhythm game based around British insults

it's called bants bants revolution

depression and the closet stole most of my teenagerhood from me so i'm thinking of having some embarrassing phases in my twenties

Body types, seeking advice Show more

Kink shitpost pun Show more

Kink shitpost pun Show more

No man is an island. Technically this is true of women as well, but enbies can be whatever they want. You couldn’t stop their raw energy even if you wanted to.

lewd, sexi body pics, havent gone off in a while Show more

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Girlcock.club

Are you trans? Like to shitpost? Experience existential dread? Girlcock.club was started as an instance focused primarily on giving trans femmes a voice and a place to vent. If you experience trans-misogyny or are sick of being moderated by cis folks who may not have your interests in mind, this is the place for you.

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