not beating the accusations.
i'm not sure what the accusations are (on account of the autism) but i know i'm not beating them (on account of the autism).
(for the autistic people in the audience; this is a joke and there are currently no accusations being made against me.)
regrettably, i have been informed that there are indeed accusations (on account of the autism), and that they are, indeed, on account of the autism.
i am no longer sure if this is still a joke post
(on account of the autism)