⚪ 🖤 demon pillow princess 💜 @raekh@girlcock.club

'my hands look like this so that' meme but the second picture is your fingers messily jammed into my mouth

so my friend had an idea and he made a thing,,,

an open-world game where all the quest rewards are intrinsic instead of extrinsic

quest: follow the mountain trail
reward: it's a really nice walk

something something succadian rhythms

If redstone is
radioactive,
Should we be
holding it?

Untitled VHS Tape
Recovered 11/01/2019
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A timestamp in the bottom-right corner of the frame reads 03:02 1.17.1993. The stuttering of an overturned television is the only source of illumination in an otherwise unlit room; the words NO SIGNAL are etched in white in the top right corner of the screen, contrasting against a deep blue field. The floor, or at least what little of it is visible, is covered in chips of paint and shards of glass that glitter an eerie sapphire in unison with the shuddering of the screen. To the right of the television, bathed in its harsh glare, stands an open door covered in what appears to be dark, rust-colored mold, seemingly pulsating in the flickering light. Flecks of dust occasionally drift across the field of view, interrupting the relative stillness of the scene. The room remains dead for several minutes. All this time, the hissing characteristic of a badly preserved VHS tape has been droning quietly in the background, occasionally interspersed with nearly inaudible creaking. The television’s light is extinguished with a faint click as the timestamp disappears followed by fourteen seconds of silence.

The Weiland Effect - Iteration 1
Final Report Written: 6/12/1969
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I: Overview of the Weiland Effect
The Weiland Effect is a fluctuation in universal probability resulting in a random chance of a reality distortion in any enclosed space not being directly observed that is larger than 3 cubic meters. At time of writing, there have been 57 recorded or suspected instances of the Weiland Effect. The Weiland Effect has occurred primarily in locations with no human inhabitants at the time of instantiation.
Instances of the Weiland Effect result in a spatial distortion ranging between 1.79 cm3 and approximately 1,631 km3, and are often accompanied by the gradual appearance a reddish-brown substance which has an appearance resembling S. chartarum on and around the entrance to the affected area. The area covered by this substance will increase in size over a period of 120 hours. The nature of the spatial distortions created by the Weiland Effect differ in every recorded instance, though the distortion will always result in an expansion of the interior space beyond what should be possible based on the dimensions of the affected room with no change to the size of the exterior space. In instances where spatial distortions exceed 15 cubic meters, the walls and rooms inside the affected area will begin to shift in an unpredictable manner. Of the 57 suspected and confirmed instances of the Weiland Effect on record, 42 have occured in abandoned locations.

II: Brief history of the Weiland Effect
The earliest suspected instance of the Weiland Effect is a hotly debated topic, but the general consensus at the time of writing is that this instance occurred in the home of an English family in 1063, possibly resulting in the disappearance of a woman. This was recorded in the Aldenston Chronicle:

“AD 1063: This year died Clarimond, wife of Æthelwald, on the fourteenth day of September. A monstrous blight afflicted the home of Æthelwald. Wulfric, the bishop of Lancastershire, ordered that the house should be burned for fear of its shifting walls and unnatural rooms.”

Other instances may have occurred earlier in history, most notably in biblical times as described in Leviticus 14:37, though the nature of such early accounts renders their credibility indeterminate:

“And he shall look on the plague, and, behold, if the plague be in the walls of the house with hollow strakes, greenish or reddish, which in sight are lower than the wall”

The first confirmed instance on record of the Weiland Effect took place in Aurora, Nevada in 1921, and was described in a series of diary entries by Dr. Peter Geitz, catching the attention of a small number of research universities. In 1955 the United States government began an official investigation into these “spatial anomalies” as a minor offshoot of the MK-Ultra program deemed the Azotus Initiative, headed by Dr. Robert Weiland, in order to try to understand the phenomenon, and weaponize it against the USSR if possible. As understanding of the Weiland Effect increased, the scope of this project would expand rapidly. Many experiments were performed soon after in order to alter fields of universal probability to artificially create an instance of the Weiland Effect. Many of the later experiments conducted by the Azotus Initiative during its later years aimed to study how instances of the Weiland Effect might affect living beings. These experiments were widely regarded as highly unethical and led to a decrease in resource allocation to the MK-Ultra project, as well as its eventual shutdown. Weiland and his team continued their work until the Azotus Initiative was officially decommissioned on February 12th, 1968 for reasons that remain highly classified.

III: Recent Occurrences
The most recent recorded instance of the Weiland Effect was in 1963 at an inhabited house in Dryden, New York belonging to Ms. Judith Hearst. No disappearances were noted in this instance, though Ms. Hearst required intensive psychiatric counselling following the occurrence. Prior to this, there was a recorded occurrence in an abandoned steel mill outside of the German town of Sallgast in 1955.

The Weiland Effect - Iteration 4
Edited: 8/30/1992
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I: Overview of the Weiland Effect
The Weiland Effect is an unexplained phenomenon resulting in a 0.00031842% chance of a reality distortion in any enclosed space not being directly observed that is larger than 3 cubic meters. At time of writing, there have been 57 58 recorded or suspected instances of the Weiland Effect.
Instances of the Weiland Effect result in a spatial distortion ranging between 1.79 cm3 and approximately 3,297 km3, and are often accompanied by the gradual appearance a reddish-brown substance which has an appearance resembling S. chartarum on and around the entrance to the affected area. The area covered by this substance will increase in size over a period of 120 hours.
[INSUFFICIENT CLEARANCE]

Azotus Initiative Record D-26φ
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Experiment 26φ-1
Date: 3/08/1959
Project Head: Dr. Robert Weiland
Supervising Personnel: Dr. William Drake
Test Subjects: One (1) adult human (male)
Test Site: Site AZ-0

Purpose: Attempted artificial instantiation of the Weiland Effect

Hypothesis: Weiland Effect can be artificially induced through random chance.

Procedure: Subject is placed in a room that measures 10 cubic meters total. The room is to be bisected by a floor to ceiling wall with a door 2.51 meters in height and 0.86 meters in width. Subject is instructed to open the door once every 45 seconds. Subject is then instructed to immediately shut the door. Under no circumstances is the vacant section of the room to be observed by any member of personnel during testing.

Data: Door was opened a total of 2,840 times with no apparent result; subject collapsed from exhaustion after 31 hours of testing.

Conclusion: Probability of Weiland Effect instantiation is significantly lower than previously theorized.

Experiment 26φ-41
Date: 7/12/1963
Project Head: Dr. Robert Weiland
Supervising Personnel: Dr. Stephen Hayes
Test Subjects: One (1) adult human (male)
Test Site: Offsite at location of O-17φ

Purpose: Attempted artificial instantiation of the Weiland Effect.

Hypothesis: Due to the quantum instability created within occurences of the Weiland Effect, additional instances can be created artificially.

Procedure: Subject is placed inside a Weiland Effect occurrence. A closed structure measuring 3.89 cubic meters is constructed around the entrance to the affected area. Subject is instructed to repeatedly open and completely close the door leading to the constructed room from inside the area of effect. Subject is given one (1) handheld radio transceiver to communicate with the research team. The constructed room must be completely sealed in order to avoid outside observation.

Data: Door was opened a total of 1,036 times over the course of 18 hours with no reported effect. Subject reported mild pain in the extremities with no apparent cause after 14 hours.

Conclusion: Even with heightened instability, the probability of Weiland Effect instantiation is still very low.

Experiment 26φ-90
Date: 1/03/1968
Project Head: Dr. Robert Weiland
Supervising Personnel: Dr. Robert Weiland
Test Subjects: Fifteen (15) adult humans
Test Site: Offsite at location of O-17φ

Purpose: To investigate the effects of Weiland Effect instances on biological organisms.

Hypothesis: Exposure to the areas influenced by the Weiland effect for extended periods of time will result in an increased likelihood of biological distortions in addition to documented spatial distortions.

Procedure: Subjects are placed inside a Weiland Effect occurrence. Each subject is given one (1) handheld radio transceiver to communicate with the research team. Subjects are to be given three (3) weeks worth of food and water rations.

Data: All subjects reported experiencing varying levels of pain in the extremities following a minimum of 10 hours within the area of effect. Three (3) of the fifteen (15) subjects experienced severe biological distortions (e.g., segmentation, partial bifurcation, disappearance and/or duplication of internal organs) after a minimum of seventeen (17) days inside the area of effect and died as a result. [EXPUNGED FROM RECORD] All remaining subjects were terminated upon completion of the experiment following an order by Dr. Robert Weiland.

Conclusion: Long-term exposure to Weiland Field occurrences will result in potentially fatal biological distortions of varying intensity in human subjects.

The Weiland Effect - Iteration 11
Edited: 12/16/2019
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The Weiland Effect - Iteration 12
Edited: 12/17/2019
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I: Overview of the Weiland Effect
The Weiland Effect is a highly dangerous, poorly understood phenomenon that results in a random chance of a reality distortion in any enclosed space not under direct observation that is larger than 3 cubic meters; spaces influenced by the Weiland Effect are known as Molchalin fields. At time of writing, the number of affected areas is unknown.
Instances of the Weiland Effect result in a constantly shifting spatial distortion of indeterminate size with no change to the size of the exterior structure. These instances are often accompanied by the gradual appearance a toxic reddish-brown substance which has an appearance resembling S. chartarum on and around the entrance to the affected area. The area covered by this substance will increase in size over a period of 120 hours. The precise nature of the spatial distortion caused by an occurrence of the Weiland Effect differs significantly between instances, though a hypothetical sequence of events for the development of an occurrence has been proposed as follows:

1 - Initial instantiation
2 - Superposition and potential development of Molchalin fields
2a - Area of effect will remain in superposition for an indefinite amount of time until observation
3 - Observation
4 - Wave function collapse and either:
5a. Molchalin field develops: Further expansion and additional recursive instantiations
5b. Molchalin field does not develop

The likelihood of additional, recursive instances of the Weiland Effect occurring within Molchalin fields appears to increase exponentially, as spaces within the area of influence are far more likely to experience occurrences of the Weiland Effect. Recursive Molchalin fields are highly unstable and exhibit a rate of entropic decay much higher than is considered safe for human exposure.
***Note: Entrance of a Molchalin field under any circumstances is prohibited as of 11/04/2019. No action will be taken to retrieve any personnel member who enters a Molchalin field.***
[UNEXPECTED ERROR: NOT FOUND]

Exploration Log D-18:6λ
Selected entries from the personal log of Gabriel Pearson, member of exploration team AZ-6λ
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10/16/2019
Team entered the Molchalin field as instructed with no problems. I’ve been told that we should try to cover as much ground as we can over the next couple days since it’s dangerous to spend more than a couple weeks in here and it takes way longer to get back once we’ve lost sight of the entrance. They also said that they'd send another team to go and track us down if we weren’t back by the end of two weeks. Very considerate. The first few hours were pretty normal, mostly a bunch of big rooms and branching hallways leading to even more big rooms. Funny thing is that some of them were furnished, not always makeshift either, but properly furnished with professional looking chairs and tables and everything. No working lights or anything as far as I could see, though. All the doors look the same as well which is pretty confusing. Even worse is the fact that doors are constantly phasing in and out of existence, and sometimes the walls move around in front of you just to make it worse.
By the end of the day I’d say we’ve walked 10-ish miles? My fingers have started to hurt a bit, but I’ve been told that it’s pretty normal. Radio signals are starting to degrade quite a bit. It’s really hard to make out what the research team is saying unless I’m really concentrating. The rooms have started to differ in size from something barely the size of a small closet to one so big we couldn’t see the ceiling or the opposite wall, even with the high-powered flashlights we were given. The other two team members were a bit on edge after that, and quite honestly so was I. I can’t really blame them, who wouldn’t be at least a little freaked out? This house is tiny, but we just saw a single room that’s probably at least 10 times its size. There’s no amount of training or briefing in the world that can really prepare anyone for that.

10/19/2019
Things started to get a bit weirder today. We found a room with a window. Obviously there wasn’t much to see outside, just a bunch of dark. Shining a flashlight through the glass didn’t really do anything either. A few hours later we came across something really different. I don’t think I can even call it a room, it was more like a forest(?), but everything was black and there was a sort of mist that went up to my knees. The ceiling (if I can even call it that) was glowing a little bit, or at least it looked like it. When we turned our flashlights off, I could see faint silhouettes of everything instead of the pure pitch black of everywhere else.
The hallways have started looping back on themselves and sloping at weird angles. We’re going to start heading back tomorrow and I have no idea how we’re gonna find our way out. They gave Zach a device that’s somehow supposed to help us find the door we came from, but I really have no idea how much good it’s gonna do. This place is freaking me out.

10/20/2019
Got separated from the other two after a door disappeared just as I was about to go through it. It almost cut Aimee in half. Thankfully, the walls aren’t thick enough that I can’t hear their voices. Gonna try and find a way to meet up with them again soon.

10/21/2019
More doors, more hallways. This place is endless, how did this exploration ever get approved? It feels like Aimee and Zach’s voices are getting farther and farther away. My throat hurts from shouting so much. I’m beginning to have a hard time sleeping.

10/23(?)/2019
Yeah, I’ve lost them for sure. I can’t even tell which way I just came in here from. Everything’s moving so much. The rooms are getting even more impossible. I’ve even seen a couple where the walls never stop moving and the floors look like I could fall through them if I went inside. No way I’m taking that chance. I don’t even want to know what’s below the floors in this place.

10/(?)/2019
Starting to have a hard time telling how much time has passed. Don’t know where I’m going anymore. I’m opening every door now so I know where I’ve been. Hopefully one will get me out of here.

(?)/(?)/2019
Room full of TVs. Room covered in mold. Tiny room. Big echoy room. Two more forests. Cathedral carved out of ice. Long hallways. Stairs to nowhere. A dead city. An ocean.
I’m completely lost and I think I’m starting to hear things. Screaming from inside the walls. I’m sure my mind is just toying with me.
Isolation isn’t good.
I’m trying to ignore it as best I can.

(?)/(?)/2019
Found Zach
Not dead but screaming
His chest exploded
Two heads. No lungs. Kidneys everywhere
So much blood
Vomited from the stench
Don’t know where Aimee is. Don’t want to
Can’t stop crying
???
glass glass glass glass glass glass glass glass
i can see through the floor
theres nothing there
???
the floors are liquid
the rooms are eating me alive.

???
aimees not dead
shes in pain
i wish i could save her

???
walking in circles forever

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Gabriel Pearson was recovered approximately 30 kilometers from the entrance of the Molchalin Field at site AZ-Oλ on 11/01/2019. Pearson died immediately upon removal from the area of effect. Autopsy revealed numerous biological distortions, particularly in the skeletal and digestive systems, as well as severe hemorrhaging in the chest cavity with no apparent cause. Pearson appears to have died of blood loss as a result of his injuries.

Wow.. so Pete’s communications head just OOPSIED and revealed she had an alt account where she pretended to be a Nigerian black woman who was caping for Pete on twitter

jesus' lewd alt

im gay

hey reminder that if you like any of the content i make or the stuff i do (lewd or otherwise ;3) n youd like to support me, i have a patreon as well as a ko-fi n my bandcamp !!! everything is appreciated n i cant thank yall enough for supporting my bullshit

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I feel like this shouldn't be hot takes anymore:

→ be who you are
→ love who you love
→ dress and present how you want
→ hate is bad
→ life is too short and precious to avoid happiness
→ don't carry the world on your shoulders, but contribute what you can to make it better
→ you're loved ​

Bic says trans rights.

Great thing about Mastodon is that I can say 'fuck' all I want, and no algorithm will punish me for it

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

me: [walks out of bedroom]
friend: how was the sex
me: pussy haunted
friend: wha
me: [grabs gun and goes back in] pussy haunted