Rev. Poppy Haze @poppyhaze@girlcock.club

modern agriculture: everyday I pour 10 trillion gallons of water all over my shitty almond trees I grow in the fucking desert. everyone around me’s wells are dry, but I am wet & choked by algae
me: let’s not do this
modern agriculture: arrest this nerd and give me a tax subsidy

the jouissance of a vendetta #推しの子

what's that, did you want a Bo Xilai fancam with English subtitles? https://youtu.be/LxXVfR62MII

watching someone make a short .50 rimfire case out of .50-60 Government centerfire cases. basically he has to cut it down, and then build up the base of the round to stick in an off-center rim-edge primer

https://youtu.be/UFnGHeuYNZw

i love that there are lowbies on the birdsite doing erotic hypno roleplay in public and getting insanely scammed

its going to turn out that either bad metal or a drunk estonian trawler dragging a boulder broke the pipeline because extremely mundane things happen even to important things

FUCKING CHAINSAW MAAANNNNNNNNNN, CONGRATS MITAKA ASA, YOU DID IT, YOU SAVED SOMEONE

TOO BAD THEY'RE GOING TO DO A COLUMBINE

the most important thing to remember, is even the most seemingly powerful person on earth is made of flesh and bone, and has arteries

0 9/11s after we gave the NYPD guided missiles, quod erat demonstrandum

its funny how everyone has bought the mainstream media dreck that every American city is now a war zone when NYC is the safest city because we gave the NYPD Stinger MANPADS after 9/11

cats evolved the meow because it sounds like a baby cooing to hijack our "take care of baby" impulse and they did such a good job. hello baby, i'd like to take care of you

"man i hate it when anime girls rub up on each other"

just read a comment complaining about all the skin contact between a girl who's fused with a demon she can sort of control, helping a scarred empress trying to hold her kingdom together

some people just hating on everything

its good to feel i guess #던전속사정

one of the most important part of the American frontier spirit was getting into huge debts in the major ports and then fleeing into the woods with your family to avoid the debt collectors

not like Cadia

thing i do appreciate from star wars is that you get people speaking different languages and protocol droids who act as interpreters

and now we have rolly-polly protocol droids

okay time to watch Andor, and i hope it's like Cadia

every Facebook stream is simultaneously amateur-QVC and dating show

pyramid clothing scam that brands itself as "for milfs" to increase market share

ritual totem

est production date: between 1980-2025 AD due to lack of cesium and strontium isotopes and neutron spallation products

you can also see how many "bus stations" in the US are simply gas stations and you have to eat in a gutter breathing gas fumes, not even an outdoor bench. at best, you get a greyhound "ticket office" in a trailer that they won't allow you in. you can look at it

for all the criticism of Amtrak, if they fuck up and you end up late or canceled, they will feed you, house you, and set you on your way. maybe not 4-star, but maybe it'll happen.

https://youtu.be/etDOww_eLJg