Poppy Haze, DD @poppyhaze@girlcock.club

modern agriculture: everyday I pour 10 trillion gallons of water all over my shitty almond trees I grow in the fucking desert. everyone around me’s wells are dry, but I am wet & choked by algae
me: let’s not do this
modern agriculture: arrest this nerd and give me a tax subsidy

if you think about it, an FN FAL with bayonet is just an extra spicy spear

Miyu is a saberface

i never realized cancelling people was so dangerous #事件簿アニメ

‪ I mean, a solid win for the algorithm there instead of recommending I buy 20 new air conditioners

‪Amazon is now recommending I buy some “Customer-loved Bottoms” and a comic called “Plus-Sized Elf”‬

‪Copyright extension CGI remake is its own horrific capitalist genre ‬

‪*bernie sanders voice* all this talk about bimbos, and himbos, what about usbos? ‬

both Pelosi and Schumer will have their names and legacy compared to that of Chamberlain's, Quisling's, and Pétain's in the history books about this period

time to watch the best action movie ever made again, Fury Road

‪OH NO, WHO MADE CLAIRE ACTUALLY MAKE POP ROCKS ‬

everyone claims to support women entrepreneurs but no one will fund our Breast Milk Pilot Plant (BMPP) idea

‪let’s not ignore the fact that, if they could, Marx would def be on OnlyFans and Engels would have a hentai patreon ‬

‪my favorite cooking video is this air fryer video of a homeless lady listing reasons as why companies should give her free appliances to review and also why they shouldn’t https://youtu.be/tNcJcZDImVc ‬

excuse you?!?!?

the problems are by a signal house called HAROLD so all announcements have been , “we apologize for the difficulties we’re having at Harold”

‪there’s signal problems so my train is delayed near where my ex lives. Her cadre of cats are all over the train tapping and meowing and the combined interfered sound is a human voice criticizing my hair ‬

deeply upset that the progress direction in my isekai means that vacuum tubes can be realized at the same time as terrible light bulbs

i've discovered the most galaxy brained paper which proposes that human bodies can serve as detectors for certain supposed types of dark matter, as they calculate it would cause instantaneous explosive plasma death

https://arxiv.org/abs/1907.06674

‪FOOD CRIME https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Ninety-Five_Barrels_Alleged_Apple_Cider_Vinegar‬