Pinned toot

modern agriculture: everyday I pour 10 trillion gallons of water all over my shitty almond trees I grow in the fucking desert. everyone around me’s wells are dry, but I am wet & choked by algae
me: let’s not do this
modern agriculture: arrest this nerd and give me a tax subsidy

Terminator Dark Fate has a great scene where the protagonists get caught by ICE and a fucking Predator drone kamikazes the Border Patrol car before they get in

Erectile Dysfunction Drug Tier List Review Video ASMR Speedrun Any%

the secret to getting big boobs is centipede larva

the way that Philips managed to make the lamps truly last their full life is that they quadrupled the LED filaments inside and ran them at 25% power, where they're most efficient

Show thread

LED bulb manufacturers intentionally push the LED lamps as hard as possible, so they burn out faster. however the Sheikh of Dubai demanded truly long-life lamps and got Philips to make the Forbidden LED bulb

a friend told me he only runs Hues at 85%

i do like the conspiracy theory that dishwashers are perceived to be less effective, because you can't fill the prewash soap cups with those detergent pods.

i guess throw another pod into the tub or buy a separate box for the prewash

the fight for $15 has been going on for so long that if minimum wage was properly tied to inflation it'd be nearly $25 an hour now

with rhetoric against 3D printed guns ramping up, I wonder how long it will be until the designs are tweaked to be "nonfunctional gun props" but those in the know will know how to modify the files or machine the results into working parts

i watched Terminator Dark Fate while twitter was down and it's fun. there's a scene where a terminator just rips through a bunch of ICE agents, shreds them

i'm glad to see they answered the question of "If there were two guys on the moon, and one killed the other with a rock, how fucked up would that be?"

with 2 people on Mars with a rock

Show thread

i'm glad to see even on Mars, beating someone with a Maglite puts them down

Show thread

lol Paul Walker was supposed to be the claustrophobic astronaut protagonist but he died so Liev Schreiber plays him

Show thread

FINALLY, someone brings up the fact that they're not very well psychologically suited for this whole astronaut business

and one of the calmer people is like "i am not calm, this is just how i panic so lets all panic together a bit, and then get the job done"

Show thread

thank goodness the base has a panic button so no one can see what the fuck is going on not even us

Show thread

they do mention a board and how everything is breaking down so maybe this is a privately funded mission so they cut corners on like psychological profiling

anywho time to go caving on Mars at night to search for our token slav and our token black person

Show thread

i sure hope there's nothing weird in this steamy marshole our slavic cosmonaut fell in

Show thread

i'm watching The Last Days on Mars and like, did they intentionally hire the worst crew possible for this international mission to Mars

like you're supposed to get the most psychologically compatible crew, not people who love fighting

Show older

Gc.c is an instance by trans women for trans folk and strives to keep the security and enjoyment of our users in mind.