mastodon should get a new feature called a little cube that i keep in my pocket. anyone in the fedi can press a button to make this cube painfully jab me in the thigh

trying to square the circle with "romance stresses me out" but "i love pda"

ootd, no glasses, no ec Show more

cute enby boy selfies at my fave spot 🌟 Show more

Run for office y'all. You don't need to be anything. You don't need to be some kinda special 1 of a kind maverick or whatever. You'll have staff and a legal team to help you out with whatever you're unsure of. We have elected officials in congress RIGHT THE FUCK NOW who think
-babies grow in our stomachs
-carbon monoxide is good for us
-periods happen at will
-A biblical war between Muslims and Jews will bring Jesus Christ back.
-That a Nuclear Winter is no bfd.

You're fine, you're qualified.

lewd, my tits, yes it’s too early, no i don’t care Show more

ootd, selfie, no ec, boosts ok Show more

lewd shitpost Show more

lewd shitpost Show more

@garfiald

it's time (probably)

i mean, that you're embedded in. (maybe)

you're experiencing history (or not)

my condolences (either way)

cw ukpol Show more

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