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caps 

me: "hi im a kobold and im tiny and ive got cute paws"

friends: "wow look at this cute little kobold, it's so small, can you even hold things with those little paws kobl?"

me: how FUCKING DARE YOU I AM FEAR I AM DEATH I AM A DRAGON IM GONNA BITE YUOR ANKLE

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caves, huh 🤔
pros: -dark
- that's where all the rocks are
- maybe a beast forgotten to humankind will hunt you
- you can feel the beating of the slow stone heart of earth echo through your psyche
- no rent
cons:
- where are all the pillows
- bad wifi signal

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kink shitpost, this is so not how this works 

sex where you don't hit me is a soft limit for me so please ask each time before you want to do it

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my body is a whole twice as tall as me and I'd like that fixed

and Taborlin the Great said to the sub's will "Break," and it broke

oh woah Biden got covid? but I thought the Pandemic was over ¡¿

takes me half an hour to wake up enough to make coffee but more than half an hour to make and drink coffee and i only have an hour between waking up and needing to leave for work ;_;

imagine a teensy little kobold, just the tiniest little thing a cute widdl kob and it cwacks it's widdwe cwaws togethew and
looks you dead in the eye and says "riichi"

US conservatives love to shit on government services because "everything the government does is so inefficient" while failing to understand that everything the government does is so inefficient because it's all outsourced to the private sector.

Capitalism is garbage. Competition breeds inefficiency. Only through cooperation can humanity achieve its greatest potential.

Being plural 🤝 being trans 🤝 being autistic

Contagious (good)

took a shower and i didn't even need a doctor's perscription

this one isn't it 

getting hurt a little bit repeatedly to gradually become immune to injury

the "how am i supposed to write so little as 500 words" to "how am i supposed to write so much as 500 words pipeline"

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