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>gets the boop from ppl following me
you're making a mistake, i'm mostly just horny

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cats movie (2019) 

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@goat In 100 years, when Mastodon is long dead, I will get a notification in my subconcious vision after death:

A poll you voted in has ended.

politics, - 

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don't be that cis person in queer spaces who writes "human being" on your nametag instead of your pronouns you don't get to decide "labels aren't important" if yours is already considered the default.

lewd, but not horny 

lewd 

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"asexual" is abbreviated to "ace" because asexual people have to get really good at shooting down wingmen

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say that one more time mother fucker... i did not catch it im sorry i find it hard to actually hear people sorry

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don't mind me, just lurking instead of posting to make absolutely sure that no one gets attached to me at all

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"i'm girl"

*applause*

"and an enby"

*standing ovation*

"and i'm gay!"

*frantic cheering, screaming, crowd storms the stage*

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dear google why are straight men so horny and how do i stop them

my hobby: putting spaces in words that don't belong there
i.e., the headless horse man

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unionizing shitposters to advocate for us against Big Shit

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