Lizzie, distinguished lesbian @Kirin@girlcock.club

girls

bread levels are 39% and steady

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they're really just handing out leaf tickets willy-nilly with this current mini event thing

i don't know how nintendo is making money off this, it's so easy to get leaf tickets that idk why anyone would wanna buy them

i mean i'm glad its this way obviously, just confusing

become poss

Mass Invasion Of Polar Bear Forces Russian Islands To Declare Emergency https://www.theonion.com/mass-invasion-of-polar-bear-forces-russian-islands-to-d-1832662381 #vol55issue07 #opinion

lord, grant me the self righteous courage of a straight white man in his 50's who's never been challenged on anything.

Stockton begins $500-a-month universal basic income experiment | The Sacramento Bee https://www.sacbee.com/news/local/article226280230.html
#ubi #basicincome #stockton #california #SEED

I finished scanning this book of Boston city documents from 1861, I think I shouldn't have to do anything until I can leave at 3:15 (selfie, no ec)

PROFESSOR: so tell me why are you all are taking this class on social media?
EVERYONE: *some variation on “I like instagram and want a job”*
ME: I’m interested in the ways social media allow companies to assert ownership over organically formed communities… *tents fingers* and how to put a stop to that
PROFESSOR (nervous): …ok

I will not rest until every cishet white man says "im sorry for being a cishet white man" and I can look down on them and say "no" and take their soul

The skin is one of my favorite organs on a prospective romantic partner

the term "libertarian to fascist pipeline" implies that some work has to be done to move from one to the other.

for that reason, I prefer, "the libertarian to fascist kiddie slide."

Libertarians attempting to do irony, but proposing a good idea instead:

(Good morning.)

praxis is planting endangered flowers on rich people's lawns that are illegal to remove