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Hello, yes, plz remind me that this bongo cat thing exists whenever I'm stressed thx
bongo.cat/

There's a short list of pre-approved phrases you can use to tell internet people about your interests in Pokémon Ultra Moon.

My favorite options are the last two:
"I like something I can't mention!"
and "I like bad things!"

bodily awareness Show more

Open for SUPERTOOT Show more

Update, because I did masochism:
-Fewer than expected people were willing to look over Loki's repeated crimes against numerous living species
-multiple people wanted Zuko added to the list, even though he only ever opposed Fire Nation atrocities

Bridsite, a good take responded to badly Show more

brb traveling back in time to type OwO and UwU on the telegram to confused people

Lenin threw the first brick at Stonewall and I will forever thank him for my rights

liberals: we need to save our democracy!

me: save what? you can't save what you never had.

BORN TO POST
WORLD IS A FUCK
boost em all 1999
i am Online God
984,541,384 DEAD BRAIN CELLS

i wish my mental illness would ghost me like my last crush did

personally, I'm still enjoying watching advertising teams struggle to engage with this meme

Ya if you got married 2 days ago your 50th anniversary will be on 4/20/69, but if you get married today every one of your anniversaries will be on Lenin's birthday :trans_comm:
Also, happy birthday to the cat liking commie

:blobheartcat: what if we kissed :cat_heart_eyes_trans:

:eyyy: in the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism :so_gay:

:thinknya: SPACE :transdab:

Making my way down town and I'm walking fast

Shaking my ass and I'm hot now.

Reminder that James' Magikarp only evolved because he didn't love it as it was

So that Fisherman in like, every game with 6 lvl 20+ Magikarp? They have not evolved because he loves them very much and they do not have to change for him

zfs offers transparent file deduplication and disk compression, allowing you to store billions of copies of the fairly odd parents movie on a single USB drive

fortnite kill feed, SRS countdown Show more

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