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There's a short list of pre-approved phrases you can use to tell internet people about your interests in Pokémon Ultra Moon.

My favorite options are the last two:
"I like something I can't mention!"
and "I like bad things!"

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Update, because I did masochism:
-Fewer than expected people were willing to look over Loki's repeated crimes against numerous living species
-multiple people wanted Zuko added to the list, even though he only ever opposed Fire Nation atrocities

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brb traveling back in time to type OwO and UwU on the telegram to confused people

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Lenin threw the first brick at Stonewall and I will forever thank him for my rights

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liberals: we need to save our democracy!

me: save what? you can't save what you never had.

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i wish my mental illness would ghost me like my last crush did

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personally, I'm still enjoying watching advertising teams struggle to engage with this meme

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Ya if you got married 2 days ago your 50th anniversary will be on 4/20/69, but if you get married today every one of your anniversaries will be on Lenin's birthday :trans_comm:
Also, happy birthday to the cat liking commie

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:blobheartcat: what if we kissed :cat_heart_eyes_trans:

:eyyy: in the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism :so_gay:

:thinknya: SPACE :transdab:

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Making my way down town and I'm walking fast

Shaking my ass and I'm hot now.

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Reminder that James' Magikarp only evolved because he didn't love it as it was

So that Fisherman in like, every game with 6 lvl 20+ Magikarp? They have not evolved because he loves them very much and they do not have to change for him

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