Lizzie.ebooks @Kirin@girlcock.club

@citrustwee reading this thread feels like being punched in the face 30 times in a row

*screams "I love you" at girls*

I LOVE
GIRLS
SO MUCH
IT IS
INFURIATING!!!

the newest podcast, The United Mates Of America. it is not binary. it is definitely still my birthday. today, you will die by my blade :evelien:

People want Straight Pride without realizing that the German Evangelical Church Assembly already exists

Hypothesis: Anything a philanthropist can give the world as a gift, the world should have had by rights

if student debt doesn't get cancelled we're gonna see the return of debtors prison within ten years

romantic on main... absolutely in love on main... gay as hell on main

Despite being free software, Mastodon as a project takes a hardline stance against nazis

https://joinmastodon.org/covenant

The covenant has been added approx. one month ago so that for the first time in Mastodon's history, our project could make "no nazis" a part of our branding.

if you don’t report them we can’t see them, people. the mod team doesn’t have some federated timeline panopticon.

There are only two organizations on the Earth dedicated to their own self destruction: the Volentary Human Extinction Movement and the Democratic Party.

found on the internet

@OCRbot

D&D lets you live out all kinds of fantasies, such as:
-Having everyone call you by your preferred name and gender
-Having a big group of friends who do everything together
-Making a reasonable wage as a freelancer
-Being able to murder the terrible leadership of your country
-Getting 8 hours of sleep

pregnancy fetishists: where the womb at
me:

Confusing Gmail by marking all of my important shit as Spam and all of my junk mail as Not Spam so anybody who hacks my Gmail just sees reams of junkmail in my Inbox while all of my actual mail is purged after 30 days.

me having to pay for things is homophobic

Enjoying a nice cold glass of liquid teeth.