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@spinach@girlcock.clubRobot girlfriend who occasionally brings you samples of extremely radioactive and toxic exotic rocks as gifts to show her affection
@spinach “you said you wanted more friends? now there will be lots of people coming to your house to ask you engaging questions!” 
@spinach Robot gf: I <3 U²³⁸
@spinach "My robot girlfriend just gave me the strangest sticks. Why can't I take a good picture of it?"
@spinach Hope it never drops you one of these …
@spinach does she look like this