You see these newsfeeds sometimes, conspiracy stuff, even out here in the void they think we can hide stuff from all the sensors a mech bristles with. I wish we were hiding something, aliens, extradimensional secrets, warp drives, something besides the all too human needs.
They’re hiding ice creatures on Europa! They’re hiding the worst fucking ice mines in the system there. No, they’re not even hiding them, you can just find the Pan-Europan Settlement Agency health numbers from a livenet and see how many fucking birth defects per capita they have.
There's ancient alien tech on Mars! No, there's fucking hospital slums on Mars for all the healing that needs gravity for Inner 0s. Expectant mothers time their gestation and paychecks enough to land, birth, and go back up, they call them drop-and-pops.
@poppyhaze Hmmmm, have you ever considered writing for the Vault of Slack?