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Jailbreaking my tamagotchi so I can look at titties on it

the weirdest thing about australia and new zealand is that we both have the same dumbass cultural quirks like fairy bread but are each convinced that its just an "us" thing and the other doesn't know shit

*googles "fetishes"*: well would ya take a look at that! terrific

"im not transed! im not transed!!", i continue to insist as i slowly grow titties and transform into a girl

Alien didn't really do it for me but Aliens actually fucking owned so hard I don't really know

i guess my account is just having really strong opinions about pride flags now

proof that biphobia exists in the queer community is how lame the flag they gave us is

best thing about being vegan is that you can just eat the whole batch of raw cookie dough and not worry about salmonella

honestly the intersex flag fuckin slaps, so aesthetically pleasing and minimalist while also being absolutely nothing like any of the others 10/10 perfect content

asexual pride flag? sick
non-binary pride flag? siiick
lesbian pride flag (specifically the one thats pink and orange)? sick as all hell

meanwhile the trans pride flag looks like its colour scheme belongs in a nursery and idk the bisexual flag just doesn't do it for just like the purple stripe always kinda doesn't mesh well with the rest of it idk I just can't get into it.

i swear all the identities i don't identify as get all the sickest pride flags its not fair

i couldn't figure out how to pay for a panini on the self checkout so i just stole it please say praxis

remembering that time i came out to my mum via text and all she responded with was "thank you" for like a whole 10 minutes

thinking about that time i went to a party that had a mysterious green fanta that looked like the stuff that turned people into apes on Darkplace and i drank so much of it that my shit went green

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