Cadence 🐀 @goblingirl@girlcock.club

how was y'alls day today

Cringe is part of the general slipping of right wing terminology into everyone else’s vocabulary and as a communications major I am sick and tired of people acting like it’s just a phrase that doesn’t have its basis in mocking other people. Full stop, think about the context of how you want to use it and ask yourself: would bad work here? Or awkward? Or uncomfortable? It’s one thing to cringe at something. But something being cringy is usually shorthand for a different dog whistle.

I apologize for the error I made in calling myself "goth rosalina" previously, and offer the following correction:

im goth palutena

https://www.stuffedsafari.com/searchresults.asp?Search=deer&Submit= heres every deer plush u could ever want youre welcome

two lesbians are in bed together, one of them says "is it gay in here or is it just me"

and the other says, "oh my god, a girl talked to me!!!"

"YEET!" (as I throw my beanie at the floor, then immediately lose my grip and follow it down)

"So hey, this is my friend. She communicates only in puns based on song titles."

"Oh, hi. What are you into? Like, what do you watch on TV?"

"Bitter sweet, Simpsony."

"Oh, I never really liked Futurama that much myself, but to each their own.

Rats are so much better than humans, but the world we're going to be leaving them after our extinction is going to suck. Most of the edible food is stuck inside cans they can't open, the fields and forests are probably melting ... if only there was a way to speed up the process of evolution, to give rats the power to rise up and take their rightful role before it's too late and oh God I'm a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles villain.

Regarding the previous Tweet, I have been informed that "Hey Gorgeous" is not in fact the font used for the Paper Mario series and DK: Jungle Climber. The font in question is called "PopJoy", and "Hey Gorgeous" is a near-identical reproduction of it. I apologize for the error.

Why isn't there a D&D Class that lets me beat someone's ass with a flagpole?

sad enby feat. new shoes (selfie, eye contact)

Tea With A Goddess. https://write.as/loki/tea-with-a-goddess

Reason #46 to date me: I am unable to tell what lies would or wouldn't be plausible, so you'll always know when I'm telling the truth

Reason #47 to date me: I ghost-wrote all the lyrics to the Beach Boys' "Pet Sounds"

Pretty much the only place I'm still exposed to fundamentalists is on BoardGameGeek.

It's ... really eye-opening that there are still people who see the world through medieval eyes, and that some of them wield way more power than I ever will.

😂 If You Remember This, Boy You're ... 😂

... you're not necessarily old just because you've played an old board game. Many copies are still around, and you could have encountered it for the first time any time within the last 43 years. I don't know your life history.

img src: https://boardgamegeek.com/image/165218/dungeon

Oh. Hello.

You still have your clothes on. Correct this.