Cadence 🐀 @goblingirl@girlcock.club

tired: naming your daughter khaleesi
wired: naming your son kal-el
inspired: naming your child kahless the unforgettable and gifting them a bat'leth for their first birthday

Nintendo Switch friend code:
SW-2190-4145-9536

tall girls in high heels, boost if agree

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Petition to replace the word "grapefruit" with "pamplemousse" in english.

Because pamplemousse is way more fun.

And if we all just start doing it, it'll happen.

I've had mixed thoughts about these glasses before but I've finally decided: they make me look hot as hell (selfie, eye contact, boosts ok)

splatoon 2 is almost perfect -- there's just one thing it needs

https://prilkit.itch.io/tsl

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2054777072/an-extra-life-for-diversity-in-videogames/posts/2511305?ref=ksr_email_backer_project_update_registered_users

... of all the DuckTales characters they could make super hot in the reboot, I would not have expected *Gandra Dee*.

Of course, just like Fenton's mother, they did it by throwing the original character away completely and only reusing the name ... but in these two cases that was exactly the right thing to do.

look who ~went outside~

Fucking. Transition. GOALS.

99% of Media: "Wouldn't you be happier as a millionare?"

1% the truth: "You'd be happier if the millionares had their eyes pecked out by feral pidgeons."

I got outta bed and am a cute???

i want one

I (a computer) drew a pixelly tree for you.

Today's gender is tiredness and the sound of a vuvuzela.

Sad Girl Guitar