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My pronouns shift between she/her and they/them occasionally.

No, I don't expect anyone else to keep up with it, though the effort is appreciated.

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My special interests, since y'all asked ...

Tabletop RPGs
Metroidvanias
Homesteading
Escape rooms
DIY projects
Board games
Punk, metal, & goth
Fancy rats
Conspiracies & cryptids
Horror (especially SCPs)
Star Wars
Pirates
Nintendo (specifically)
Being in the forest
Water in motion
assorted fandoms

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animal eye contact, adorable rats 

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tropical bottom  

the universe will yet be free of light and law

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tropical bottom  

lots of types of apocalypse cults

apocalypse prepper cults. apocalypse stopper cults. apocalypse bringer cults

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animal eye contact, adorable rats 

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Your favorite dad  

I couldn't figure out how the seat belt worked. Then it just clicked.

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༓☾ Lolly ☽༓  

Boosts+, ICE Raids, Seattle & Shoreline 

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prop mo  

#finefemmefriday 

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Toy Story: the world where you're actually glad to see the 5th consecutive identical group of Heartless because it'll at least SHUT THAT ELEVATOR MUSIC UP

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thugs bunny  

me as bird

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Cadence :transbian:  

I mean, with the kind of bombastic, pretentious, self-important bullshit the 'norts and XIIIs are always spewing, it must have been hard for the writers in KH2 and 358/2 especially not to just openly mock them, but at this point they're giving Shut Up Hannibal speeches to the fucking plastic cowboy

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KHIII really is taking the mickey out of its predecessors.

So to speak.

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Kaia Mecha Pilot GF :verified:  

My boss just watched me in horror as I stopped and knocked out 40 pushups at my desk.

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wandrew  

Cats (2019)

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Aimee  

lewd selfie, eye concact 

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"The Cool S"  

that's home gardening baby!!!

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Sam the Octopus  

"Illium" was another name for the city of Troy

"-ad" is a suffix that can be used to mean "the story of"

Therefore "The Illiad" is properly translated as; drumroll please...

Troy Story

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revenant  

[puts this hat on forwards, then backwards, then forwards again]

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Rey :heart_nb:  

MH hack: add your favorite news sites to your blocklist, so that mindful effort is required to look at the news

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Chilly Dragon :lesbian_heart:  

Anyone who cites John locke for any reason other than to dunk on him owes me $20 and an apology

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I Have No Wife & I Must :yeen:  

The amount of hate I have for the male Enterprise crew, particularly Trip, is only outdone by my intense love of Porthos

Also the dog actor names are Prada, Breezy, and Windy and I just can't handle that ;w;

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