sure, we all have fun here on social media, but let met tell you about the original decentralized social network. It's over 200 years old, and it's called the United States Post Office

when hackers surreptitiously use programs to harvest personal information without the users explicit permission and knowledge: spyware

when multi billion dollar corporations do the exact same thing:
:hacker_a: :hacker_d: :hacker_t: :hacker_e: :hacker_c: :hacker_h:

ways to celebrate trans awareness week:

-yell lots

-make a sound like a siren with your mouth when you enter a room

-neon safety vest & zubaz pants

-play the modern classic ‘who let the dogs out’ at various intervals throughout the day

imagine reading a post that says, like “all cis people have diarrhea” and thinking it’s targeting you personally

yeah but no, if we're gonna paint cis people with a poop brush

i think cis people are all constipated because they exclusively eat red meat and white bread

i make good surrealposts and nobody touches them but i post shit like 'thot rhymes with forgot' and 'i love you u love me tony hawk pro skater 3' and u assholes go apeshit

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ms. pacman uses "miss" but still prefers to go by pacman instead of pacwoman. her gender expression is unique and so so valid

One of the better features of mastodon is that I have no idea what sort of maintenance issues are happening presently on the NYC subway system.

People who don’t get second hand embarrassment from awkward TV really are living a whole different life than me huh

am i gay? AM I GAY? buddy, have you SEEN me try to sit in a chair?

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If you are bi and in the closet, does that mean you're on stand-bi? 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔

heterosexuality is a starter sexuality

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