extremely fun to find out that my 20-year old tattoo of a train (because i like trains) now precludes me from crossing the us border without the risk of disappearing
@dank "This just in, the United States of America has just declared war on the Milky Way, due in part to the fact it contains Stars, as we know, stars are ofcourse anti-american, which is part of why the Department Of Defense has sent nukes to the sun, the other reason being to bring back beautiful clean coal, instead of that disgusting limitless energy that comes from *shudders* suns."
-Fuckin CNN in like, a month probably