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Now that I'm actually letting myself honestly feel emotions instead of just hiding and burying them, I'm realizing that I fall in love incredibly easily. I start crushing on someone, and I end up just wanting to be there for them and support them any way I can.

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Mastodon really is just a transbian dating site, huh?

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me: have I told you about my theory that heaven is exclusively populated by great apes because they were also made in god's image but were not born with original sin?

a cop: we meant a statement about all the crimes you committed

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The hardest part of being a trans girl is not all the oppression, its actually adjusting to not having pockets anymore.

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my types are:
- twunk who probably does bespoke carpentry
- Large Beard Man with some good squish
- anyone i think might be Fae
- all women and enbies

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i fluctuate wildly between being high-int low-wis and being high-wis low-int

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I'm incredibly grateful to be in a place where I can neglect money management for most of a month and not be in crisis. If you're not in that position and you need some help to get by please hmu and I'll do what I can for you :boost_ok:โ€‹

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thanks bro, now I know that linux t-shirts are cultural appropriation and oppression I will go back to windows I GUESS ยฐ

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Siddon's Law states that there is no ironic joke you can make that will not be taken seriously by a stranger

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People think Iโ€™m joking when I say I want to go to Mars. They point out the planetโ€™s brutally inhospitable climate, the staggering expense, the lethal risks, the isolation, my utter lack of qualifications. Well, to them I say: Iโ€™m trans. None of those things have stopped me yet!

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The state of capitalism 

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posting pro-milf propaganda to set myself up for when i eventually become a milf

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*hiding under my blankets* im a bottom dont make me do things

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Me, looking at this figure in the book I am reading: "Oh, I guess they left the USA out of the study"
Also me: *looks again* "Oohhhh"

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im definitely a bad person for wanting straight girls to fall for "that cute blue-haired andro barista dude" behind the counter and then suddenly cause their queer awakening by revealing im a dyke

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hmm, how do we get trans rights?

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