Squiddy @Squiddy@girlcock.club

my next folk punk album

me: have I told you about my theory that heaven is exclusively populated by great apes because they were also made in god's image but were not born with original sin?

a cop: we meant a statement about all the crimes you committed

The hardest part of being a trans girl is not all the oppression, its actually adjusting to not having pockets anymore.

my types are:
- twunk who probably does bespoke carpentry
- Large Beard Man with some good squish
- anyone i think might be Fae
- all women and enbies

i fluctuate wildly between being high-int low-wis and being high-wis low-int

I'm incredibly grateful to be in a place where I can neglect money management for most of a month and not be in crisis. If you're not in that position and you need some help to get by please hmu and I'll do what I can for you ​

thanks bro, now I know that linux t-shirts are cultural appropriation and oppression I will go back to windows I GUESS °

Siddon's Law states that there is no ironic joke you can make that will not be taken seriously by a stranger

Decaf is boneless coffee

MY FRIENDS ARE SO PRETTY WHAT THE FUCK

Yeah I can get behind this kinda nostalgia

People think I’m joking when I say I want to go to Mars. They point out the planet’s brutally inhospitable climate, the staggering expense, the lethal risks, the isolation, my utter lack of qualifications. Well, to them I say: I’m trans. None of those things have stopped me yet!

how are girls this cute what the heck

It's both hilarious and terrifying to watch central banks still scrambling to correct what broke in 2008 by flooding the markets w/ more cheap money.

Low interest rates used to be considered an emergency tool to address deflationary spirals. Now they can't get off them because any time they do markets plummet.

But none of these banks are willing to entertain the fact that, hey, maybe capitalism is failing now that everything has been commoditized and there's no frontiers for it to easily push beyond to make up for its failings?

There's no new continents, not nearly as much environment left to pillage that's out of the hot glare of the public eye, very few countries that haven't been imperialized yet (if any), etc.

And nothing left, in the age of austerity, to squeeze from workers without a major tech boost. But no boost is coming because low wages don't exactly encourage innovations in efficiency.

Tl;dr I don't think the next crash will be a small one...

posting pro-milf propaganda to set myself up for when i eventually become a milf

*hiding under my blankets* im a bottom dont make me do things

Me, looking at this figure in the book I am reading: "Oh, I guess they left the USA out of the study"
Also me: *looks again* "Oohhhh"

im definitely a bad person for wanting straight girls to fall for "that cute blue-haired andro barista dude" behind the counter and then suddenly cause their queer awakening by revealing im a dyke

hmm, how do we get trans rights?