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My fashion game in FFXIV is so fucking weird.

The game: "YOU COULD LOOK LIKE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO, FROM A FEROCIOUS PLATE CLAD BATTLE MAIDEN TO A VICTORIAN PRINCESS."

Me: "I WANT TO LOOK FUCKING BASIC, LIKE EVERYONE'S FACEBOOK FRIEND FROM HIGHSCHOOL."

Put together a total basic bitch outfit and then made Tal blonde to match.

All she wants to do is drive her boyfriend's truck down to starbucks and get a venti chai latte made with soy milk. Maybe whip out her iphone x and retweet some blue lives matter shit. Just having a totally normal one here.

That said. Gentle reminder: that you're appropriating kink culture when you use the term "daddy"😉

Also the moon landings were faked.

There are some times I really want to shitpost about some extremely online™ bullshit and I'm afraid that folks will take it at face value.

flicking the bean seems like poor technique if I’m being honest about it

I just wanna write ironic seo clickbait articles all day. "Casinos hate when you do this but you'll never guess what this fortnite player looks like now."

*hands you a cup of icing sugar.

Skyrim is way too early to start drinking?

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OKAY COOL attachments are working again and I can fucking sleep again.

*wakes up middle of the night*
"why the fuck are attachments not working but usericons are?"

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Girlcock.club

Are you trans? Like to shitpost? Experience existential dread? Girlcock.club was started as an instance focused primarily on giving trans femmes a voice and a place to vent. If you experience trans-misogyny or are sick of being moderated by cis folks who may not have your interests in mind, this is the place for you.

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