елизабет влашенко @Elizabeth@girlcock.club

@EnvyMyName @goblingirl if/when I can ever fucking roll one on Balmung I'll give her all the fashions.

Why does this game let me do this?

I M GAY

@anna yeahhhh I am poor and already have all the keys for windows xD

Like playing Russian roulette. It could be LITERALLY ANY ONE of them. Which one? WHO KNOWS.

SOOOOOO ANYONE KNOW WHAT'S UP? XD

C O M P U T E R S ™

Me: "I just wanna play my video game"
Also me: "This is a pretty cool art installation, I should probably see what nonsense can be generated."

Me trying to get ffxiv to work on wine:

So I'm invariably going to make an alt in FFXIV and I don't know who to base it on. Def gonna be one of the three sisters I play in gw2.

Help me pick, fediverse. White, Gold, or Blue?

It's 2018 and someone is walking through campus at 10:40 at night with a boombox blaring "Living on a Prayer". This is truly the worst timeline.

Sign my change.org petition to ban the sinful act of heterosexuality.

@dev_ponies I don't have my email listed. The email for the instance though is the same as my mastodon handle.

@dev_ponies usually folks just send me an email or DM but any user has invite privileges. Also re: matrix I'll look into it and ask other users if they'd be interested. Went the discord route because most of us already have it installed.

@v I never get those it's always the "ditch your boyfriend for a rugged country man" ads

That level of depression where you're waiting for a knight in shining armour to save your ass and make all of your problems go away because you're not entirely sure you're capable of handling anything on your own.

Keep seeing ads for Farmers Only and I'm like "you know what, I am pretty lonely".

I need another farm lesbian to come by and sweep me off my feet.

Omg when did Estinien become so hot? Also why is he pining creepily after Alphie?