meth lab for tootie @AliceAvizandum@girlcock.club

free instance name if you want to start one:
msjackson.ooo

women be

I have ‘God’s Plan’ stuck in my head but instead of going onto the next word Drake just gets stuck on ‘they wishin and wishin and wishin and wishin and wishin and wishin’ forever

@AliceAvizandum I’m still somehow on my first Twitter account so this is a protest vote for me

I basically think of Mastodon the same way I think of the DSA - a hopeless but well-intentioned thing that might accidentally scare the depraved bastards in power into doing things magically better

coming to you live from the

you're all going to regret not having signed up to a funnier-named instance

there is nobody I won't call daddy and the police can't stop me

YO WHICH BOX DO I DO THE EROTIC ROLE PLAY IN

I know when that bird site tweet

You used to tweet me on the bird site (bird site)

Quote toots

Eric Garland set up an instance?

Oh good there's no quote-tweets

Ello still send me a desperate email asking to get back together every month